In my 11 years as a part of the public school system in America, I have learned many things. And no, I'm not refering to quadratic equations, run-on sentences, or conjugated verbs! For your enjoyment, here's a list of some extremely important things I've learned throughout my lifetime!
1. Just call me Miley! And yes, if you're wondering, I am refering to Miley Cyrus. Ever since Miley Cyrus became Hannah Montana/Miley Stuart/whoever her scitsofrenic personality claims to be, she has gotten on my very last nerves. Now I realize that she is the role model for many little girls; and I'm not going to lie, I really like some of her music; but she seems to be everywhere! And the fact that I can't escape Miley Cyrus really bothers me. So I have come to the conclusion, that I could be the next Miley! I mean, not only do I have the voice of an angel (cough cough), but I also wouldn't have a problem standing beside Liam Hemsworth without complaining! Thus, making me the perfect Miley Cyrus. I mean, you could practically replace her today; and I promise no one would know the difference!
(ps. Before anyone decides to hate on me; I do have Miley Cyrus as my current ringtone! Bamm!)
2. Barack O-sham-a! First, I would like to admit that I think having an African American as president is a wonderful opportunity for our country. However, in my opinion, I can imagine some much better candidates! By that I am refering to Dwayne Michael Carter, Jr., more formally known as Lil' Wayne! Weezy is, first and formost, my hero; and I have decided that Wayne would make an excellent president. For example, speeches would be a hundred times more interesting! You cannot tell me that someone would actually prefer a "two-hour formal address" to a "hot beat and sick flow!" Basically, I have come to the conclusion that Lil Wayne will be president some day!
3. Viva-La-Mexica; No thanks! As many people know, Mexican food is like having a party in every bite! I have come to the point where I strongly disagree! Although I am in love with quesadillas, tacos, and burritos; I have learned that the only thing in every bite of Mexican food... are calories! Considering that my love fest with Mexican cuisine has caused many of my favorite jeans to betray me; Mexican food and myself have decided to break up! Officially!
4. Boats and Hoes! In this day and age, I have learned that you aren't anyone... unless you can quote 'Step Brothers!' Now, I'm not going to brag, but I'm pretty hip when it comes to 'Step Brothers' lingo! So to everyone who wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex, more than anything when you were younger; I salute you!
5. I invented the freakin' poof! Thanks to the MTV hit series, 'Jersey Shore'! I've learned that the hottest thing to be in society today, is a guido or guidette! If you're hot, tan, have a freakin' poof, and love to fist pump; you'll naturally succeed in anything you do. Lucky for me, I'm 100% freakin' guidette babaayyy! Well, not really. But sometimes I do like to pretend! GTL (gym, tan, landry) 4eva!
6. You're like a drug to me! Well, let me begin by saying that I absolutely love the Twilight Series! I'm practically you're average Bella! However, I don't believe that I am a vampire. Due to the success of the series, there are probably millions of kids actually thinking they're a vampire. Not only does the situation make me laugh; it also makes me kinda freaked out. I mean, if a person chased me, thinking they were a vampire and threatening to suck my blood... I would be a little afraid! So, I've learned to never trust anyone who believes that Edward Cullen is their vampire friend!
7. Ummm; the slow lane is that way! This little paragraph applies to anyone who has ever been in a hurry. If you are constantly late for things, you know what I'm talking about. In my 17 years of life, I have learned that being late is not your fault! Honestly, everyone knows that when you are in a hurry it seems like every grandma in town is in front of you! So, I've discovered that being late is just a fact of life. But just so you know, if you get in my way... their will be consequences!
8. Spanish is of the devil! Today, I had a Spanish test; and it really taught me that there is no hope for my Spanish career! Number one, I don't understand a word of it. Number two, it makes me extremely angry! Now, I realize it's supposed to be the "easiest foreign language to learn... blah blah blah!" But guess what, it's not and neither is the page-long speaking proficency I have to memorize tonight. ugh! No me gusta el Espanol!
9. The 'Wonderful' Wizarding World of Harry Potter! If I had one wish, I would wish that I could go to Hogwarts! Why you ask? Why not?! Everyone knows that Harry Potter was, pretty much, the most amazing series ever written! Thus, the new theme park at Universal Studios will be the most wonderful thing evaaa! I am unbelievably jealous of everyone that gets to go; because I might not be able to for a while! However, I have learned to never give up; and you can believe that I will never give up on my dreams to attend the new theme park! If you don't like Harry Potter... you suck!
10. My blog is so hottt; yours is so not! One of the most important things I've learned, is that the blogging community is vicious! I mean, when I started blogging, I was literally trembling! Bloggers are very sensitive about their followers and posts! However, I'm officially announcing that... "it is on!" And that goes for you Abby... who's is currently sailing around the world! My blog is totally hotter than yours, and you know it. Be afraid, be very afraid!
I've been 17 for a whole week? What?! It's Tuesday! And that means that I'm one step closer to Friday; yay! Well, today was pretty hard. Why? Because I had my second chapter test in Spanish. And it was almost just as hard as the first one. I'm so discouraged about my Spanish ability! And tomorrow will be even worse! Tomorrow I have my dreaded speaking proficency! And it's practically fact that I will mess up and forget the whole thing! Ugh! But whatev, for the rest of the afternoon I plan to study my butt off!
Okay, I'm off to pick my sister up from school! Ta-ta!
xoxo
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